donewithy0u:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"fuck you" hell yea

eternalfarnham:

jaclcfrost:

wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere

am I the protagonist or the boss

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

dotcore:

Pokémon.
by Louie Zong.

mervley:

"u only care about yourself"
wrong
i also care about videogames

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

officialunitedstates:

I never hold open doors for girls because if you open up one door, you have to keep it open indefinitely because another girl is bound to show up eventually and you have to hold it open for her.  It’s best to never get involved in these chivalry shenanigans in the first place

cosplayeverywhere:

Tokyo Ghoul (トーキョーグール) ~ Touka Kirishima (霧嶋 董香)
theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked