punk-popsicle:

reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014

handjob:

hey

ello (:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

Inappropriate thoughts ft. you

Evan Peters + AHS

shouldnt:

shouldnt:

ONLY 93,023 MINUTES UNTIL CHRISTMAS

ONLY 93,022 MINUTES UNTIL CHRISTMAS

punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person