pussysista:

Mind dirty, pussy clean

straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

northwestmagpie:

reginasworld:

Bob Staake has created a series of “Satire, Humor and Visual Parody of Classic Children’s Books From the 1940s Through 1960s

**dies laughing**

tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

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getting stuck on the next level

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isaacandhismother:

[sweats nervously]

isaacandhismother:

[sweats nervously]

whimmy-bam:

WHO LET THIS BE A CHILDREN’S SHOW

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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