me trying to do stuff
Anime was a mistake.
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to